DISASTER AGENDA
Today's meeting will be held in the bunker, because why bother with normal human emotions and productivity?
Agenda:
- 10:00 - 10:05: Emergency coffee break
- 10:05 - 10:20: Discuss the impending zombie apocalypse
- 10:20 - 10:40: Debate the merits of hiding in a fridge or a dumpster for maximum survival
- 10:40 - 11:00: Plan evacuation procedures for the impending robot uprising
Remember: We will not be saved.
Robot Uprising Strategies
Zombie Preparedness Tips
Bunker Orientation
DISCLAIMER
This meeting is not responsible for the consequences of your actions. Or inactions.
By attending, you acknowledge that you are aware of and accept these risks.